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Post by black knight on Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:29 pm

i will start off
m17+ blood intense violence and strong language like a girl on her period
i will post again tomorrow
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Post by black knight on Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:45 am

how bankers fare in bed
bankers do it risk-free
bankers do it just for money
bankers charge a fee each time they do it
bankers do it with varying rates of interest
bankers do it with a penalty for early withdrawal

a lil' boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma "where's mum and dad" and she replied "they're up in bed" and the lil' boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast, then went out to play. then he came back for lunch and asked his grandma "where's mum and dad" and she replied "they're up in bed" and the lil' boy started to giggle and ate his lunch, then went out to play.
the lil' boy came back for dinner and yet again asked "where is mum and dad" and his grandma replied "they're still up in bed" and the little boy started to laugh and his grandma asked "what is it that every time i tell they're still up in bed you begin to laugh! what's going on here?"
the little boy replied "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the vaseline and i gave him the super glue instead"
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Post by LightningRose-Hime on Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:38 pm

(question what's the difference between Sexist and crude?)
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