dirty ideas

for some reason I am having the urge to get two big purple dildo's and attach together (connection of like 30cm) with rope or preferable chains and then go around the shopping centre using then like nun chucks hitting the random shoppers with them and maybe just for extra fun make the dildo nun chucks really sticky so that the people will think they are used or something. to me this sounds like an oddly satisfying way to get arrested. "yes mister officer I was the crazy ninja with the dildo nun chucks you saw"

just people's faces tho!

well today I was doing a mental role play about diabolik lovers in which the first two families were in my house (mukami's and sakamaki's ) and for some reason me and laito got into the conversation about getting a brazzilian shave in which resulted in a bet that if he let me wax his balls I would give him $50. so the mental roleplay ended with a very sore laito rolling around on the floor crying like a baby but $50 richer and ever other person laughing mercilessly at his stupidity for accepting the challenge. hmm interesting day dream I must say